Ngosuku lokuqala lwesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo, uHaruhi Suzumiya wenza isibhengezo esothusa wonk’ ubani esithi: “Andinamdla ebantwini abaqhelekileyo. Ukuba nabani na apha ungowasemzini, umhambi wexesha, umtyibilizi, okanye u-esper, nceda, uze kundibona! Yiyo yonke." UKyon, umntu oqhelekileyo oye wafumana ilishwa lokuhlala edesikeni phambi kukaHaruhi, wazibuza ekuqaleni ukuba uyaqhula na. Kodwa uHaruhi Suzumiya uhlala enzulu. Ngalo lonke ixesha. Ngayiphi na imeko, ngokuqinisekileyo uKyon akazange afune ukubandakanyeka kwii-antics zakhe. Kodwa xa incoko eqhelekileyo ngempazamo inika uHaruhi umbono wokwenza iklabhu ezinikele ekufumaneni nasekuphandeni izinto ezingaqondakaliyo, uKyon uzifumana sele ephethe intloko, ngakumbi xa uHaruhi emenza umqeshwa wakhe wokuqala. Amanye amalungu eklabhu aquka uNagato Yuki, intombazana ezolileyo, ethanda iincwadi; U-Mikuru Asahina, intombazana ethandekayo kakhulu ekhethwe nguHaruhi ukuba ibe "i-mascot" yeklabhu; kunye no-Koizumi Itsuki, inkwenkwe ehlala emomotheka ekhethwe nguHaruhi ukuba idlale indima "yomfundi ogqithisayo ongaqondakaliyo". Kwaye ke i-SOS Brigade iyazalwa! Izinto ziba nzima kwaye zibe nzima ngakumbi kuKyon, nangona kunjalo, xa efumanisa ukuba iHaruhi ijikeleze ngokungazi kunye nabantu ebenqwenela ukubafumana ngalo lonke eli xesha: uNagato Yuki ungumphambukeli, uAsahina Mikuru ngumhambi wexesha, kunye noKoizumi. Itsuki yi esper! Kwaye kutheni bevele bonke aba bantu kwasekuqaleni? Kaloku, kuHaruhi, kunjalo! Kwiminyaka emithathu edlulileyo, uHaruhi wabangela uhlobo oluthile lokuphazamiseka ukuba ngamnye wabo afumanise ukuba kufanelekile ukuphandwa. Kwaye uKyon, ngenxa yaso nasiphi na isizathu, kubonakala ngathi kuphela "oqhelekileyo" kwiqela lonke. Umbuzo wakhe omkhulu: kutheni yena?
